AKA – there will be NO HARRY POTTER SPOILERS HERE!
Since I won’t even begin reading the book until SUNDAY, I will not read the newspapers, watch the news, listen to the radio, or yes, READ MY E-MAIL or answer my phone until I have completed the book; you can safely rest assured that I will in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM reveal ANYTHING about Harry Potter until AFTER August 8th.
Thank you. And if you happen to finish the book before I do? Please do NOT post spoilers here.
Cheers, and all that.