To asshat #1 – If your dog craps in the middle of the street, and you SEE a woman walking with a stroller behind you, PICK THE SHIT UP. Don’t just roll your eyes and move along. May you slip on ice, and land, ass down in a big pile of dog poo left by some other asshat, and maybe you’ll think twice before being an irresponsible dog owner.
To asshat #2 – Yeah, lady, I KNOW it’s cold and my kid should wear gloves. Got a staple gun handy? because it’s the ONLY way she’ll wear them. But thanks for sharing your excellent parenting advice, because it’s obvious you currently do not live with a toddler.
Ugh. how are your asshats?