Tweets for Today

09:34 I just came out to the ladies at the Kosher bagel shop near work. For 2+ years, they thought I had a husband… #
11:41 @anderswright Happy Birthday! #
13:37 Lazy days of summer? Who the F*&% are they kidding? Anyone who works for a Synagogue will tell you, it’s busier than one-legged Riverdancer! #
14:01 @TheAitch meetings keep me on point, as it were. I NEED to be held accountable. #
17:21 to the lady with 12′ of hair hanging over the seat in front of me, and tickling my knees each time you move your head… Pardon my scissors. #
17:38 just realized that perhaps CD 30 & no AF just *might* be the reason that all of NYC’s inhabitants are pissing me off… #
18:01 ok. scratch that. 😉 #
18:13 my child is so sweet, the bugs cannot resis her, alas. 6, yes SIX new bites today! oy. #
19:40 Malka just requested "the Go-Gos" on Youtube. At least I’m doing SOMETHING right as a parent. #